Reformed People's Republic - Eva Braun Empire War
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The Reformed People's Republic - Eva Braun Empire War, also known as the Reformed - Braun War or the Micronation War of Religion was a short-lived political conflict that lasted from 5 November, 2021 to 11 November, 2021. The conflict was started by the Eva Braun Empire and won by the Reformed People's Republic.
Timeline of the war
- 4 November, 2021: Keyboard Calvinist, the President of the Reformed People's Republic sends a warning to kaiser Luke Braun of the Eva Braun Empire. The warning is about a self-founded, and, according to Keyboard Calvinist heretical church that was founded by the kaiser of the Eva Braun Empire. According to Keyboard Calvinist, the Eva Braun Jewish-Christian Church, as it is called, is unbiblical and has nothing to do with real Christianity, as it is mainly focussed on the veneration of Eva Braun, the wife of German dictator Adolf Hitler. Therefore, Keyboard Calvinist call on kaiser Braun to disband this church.
- 5 November, 2021: Luke Braun posts a video on the Eva Braun Empire Youtube channel, announcing that the Eva Braun Empire declares war on the Reformed People's Republic for calling the Eva Braun Jewish-Christian Church false and heretical. Keyboard Calvinist sees the video but is not impressed and announces that the Reformed People's Republic doesn't care about the war, stating that "Even if the entire micronational world declares war on us, they will never be able to reach our country". He announces that he will recognize the war declaration as a declaration of cold war instead of a regular war. Kaiser Luke Braun calls for the Eva Braun Knight Order to fight against the Reformed People's Republic, with the use of cyber attacks.
- 6 November, 2021: The Eva Braun Empire attempts their first cyber attack on the government YouTube channel of the Reformed People's Republic. The aim is to leave as many spam comments as possible so that Keyboard Calvinist would become frustrated due to the spam and beg for peace. However, Keyboard Calvinist was already prepared even weeks before the war started and had already put the comments on YouTube on hold for review, meaning that all comments posted on the governmental Youtube channel first have to be approved before being shown in the comment section. This marks a failed first attack by the Eva Braun Empire. A few hours later, the Eva Braun Empire tries again. Another attempt is made to spam the government channel. Again, without success because of the same reason. After this second failed attack, the Eva Braun Empire doesn't try to attack a third time on this day.
- 11 November, 2021: After 4 days of silence from both sides, where no new attacks happened by the Eva Braun Empire, kaiser Luke Braun declares a ceasefire and withdraws the Eva Braun Empire from the conflict. Keyboard Calvinist declares victory for the Reformed People's Republic, and declares a shameful and humiliating defeat for the Eva Braun Empire. Kaiser Luke Braun recognizes his defeat and recognizes the Reformed People's Republic as victor of the war. This marks the official end of the war. Keyboard Calvinist decides to declare November 11 as Lazy Victory Day, the day on which the Reformed People's Republic defeated the Eva Braun Empire without taking any action.
- 2 January, 2024: More than 2 years after the war, Keyboard Calvinist announces that he will officialy recognize the conflict as a real war instead of a cold war, like he did for the past 2 years since the end of the war. Reason is the attempted but failed cyber attacks by the Eva Braun Empire during the war, which wouldn't happened if it was only a cold war. He continues to recognize November 11 as Lazy Victory Day, as the Reformed People's Republic still won the war, even if the country it didn't attacked the Eva Braun Empire or their social media platforms themselves.