Reformed People's Republic - Eva Braun Empire Cold War
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The Cold War between the Reformed People's Republic and the Eva Braun Empire was a short-lived political conflict that lasted from November 5, 2021 to November 11, 2021. The conflict was started by the Eva Braun Empire and won by the Reformed People's Republic.
The war
The Cold War began after the Eva Braun Empire declared war on the Reformed People's Republic. This in response to a warning from President Youri Koeman that he gave to Kaiser Luke Braun. The warning was about a self-invented church that was founded by the kaiser of the Eva Braun Empire. According to Koeman, the church was unbiblical and had nothing to do with Christianity. Therefore, Koeman sent a warning to Braun to disband the church. In response, the Eva Braun Empire declared war on the Reformed People's Republic. While the conflict in Braun's eyes was a real war, in the eyes of Koeman it was nothing more than a cold war or political conflict. Koeman therefore also decided that the Reformed People's Republic would not carry out digital attacks. Something the Eva Braun Empire has done.
On November 6, a day after the declaration of war, the Eva Braun Empire attempted an digital attack on the governmental YouTube channel of the Reformed People's Republic. The idea was to leave as many spam comments as possible so that the Reformed People's Republic would go mad and beg for peace. However, the Reformed People's Republic had already counted on this and had already put the comments on YouTube on hold for review for some time in advance, which meant that all comments received on the RPR channel first had to be approved by the Reformed. This marked a failed first attack by the Eva Braun Empire. A few hours later, the Eva Braun Empire tried again. Another attempt was made to spam the RPR channel. Again, without success. After this 2nd failed attack, no new attempts were made for spam attacks.
On November 11, 6 days after the Cold War began, the Eva Braun Empire declared a ceasefire and withdrew from the conflict. This meant a surrender by the Eva Braun Empire and a victory for the Reformed People's Republic, which only had to watch the entire conflict and thus won without taking any action. Kaiser Luke Braun of the Eva Braun Empire agreed with President Koeman with the Reformed victory. This marked the official end of the Cold War. Koeman decided to declare November 11 as Lazy Victory Day, the day on which the Reformed People's Republic defeated the Eva Braun Empire without doing anything.