John was born in Toronto as the first child of HRH the King Mother, and HRH the King Father, and is being educated in the Ontario public school system. He is currently a cadet in the Royal Canadian Sea Cadets with the rank of Petty officer, 2nd class, and serves without pay as an Admiral of the Fleet in His Royal Navy.
He is King of Baustralia, and Wangatangia, aswell as Emperor of Tentacion. He also had a short reign during the Baustralian Occupation of Edstmae. He founded the Houses of Caravaggio, and Timpson, the Kingdom, and the Empire of Baustralia.