Palazu

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Palazu
Ubic Pelezu (sdk)
—  Municipality of New Rogaland and capital of Nedland  —
The districts consisting Palazu highlighted in magenta, with Mahusetan Lundenland and Paravian Zelenarus highlighted in yellow, and Arefinistan highlighted in blue.

Flag
Motto: We touch the sky
Country Nedland
Department New Rogaland
Founded 29 April 2015
Government
 - Mayor Ned Greiner
Population (August 2017)
 - Total 17
 - Metro area 17
  2017 estimate
Demonym Palazian (Palazie)
Location 3KM south of Washington

Palazu (Norwegian: Slott, Šlovedkian: Pelezu, German: Palastenberg) is a municipality and the capital of the Khanate of Nedland, as well as the capital of New Rogaland. It is one of the region's most important cities, being located on Serbian River. It is also part of the historical microethnic region of Šlovedkia, and had a population of 17 as of 21 April 2019.

It is home to 5 Telemarts, and at one point hosted a football team, Palazu FC, which competed in the Micronational Rocket League. It was managed and manned by Ned Greiner, but was discontinued for personal reasons. As of May 2017, the unemployment rate in Palazu was 17.2%.

Šerenský čirnušskij štvrte, or the Sheranese Township, is the tallest building in Palazu, standing at 80 feet tall, or about 25 meters.

Demographics

Ethnicity and race

The city is 100% Slovedk. The following is the racial or ethnic makeup of the city, based on US census standards:

  • 41.2% Asian
  • 35.3% Hispanic
  • 23.5% White

Religion

The following were the religious demographics of Palazu as of April 21:

Gender

The following were the estimated and unconfirmed gender demographics of Palazu as of 2019:

  • 64.7% Male
  • 35.3% Female

Geography

Much of the "Downtown" area is located on a steep hill that runs up several hundred feet to a flat plateau, which continues past the North Side of the city. The Serbian River passes the Rif and Addis Kefa areas. It passes under the Armenobactria Overpass and runs on a controlled flow through South Arlington, and eventually feeds into the Potomac.

Architecture

Buildings in the city and much of its surrounding area are garden apartment and mid-1960s project developments. On the East Side, however, there is a large concentration of newer, high quality low income housing projects built in the late 2000s and early 2010s. There are also duplex houses lining the main streets of the West Side, and also in one instance adjacent to the latter developments.

The West Side's outer fringes are characterized by largely 1940s apartment buildings and, more importantly, duplexes in pairs of two and four, with yards and low-lying iron fences. Most of the North and South sides are garden apartments, but some newer development is also mixed in. Palazu Proper is the one exception to this rule, being a 1960s-era building. The tallest building, the Sheranese Township, was built in the 1960s and stands at 80 feet tall. It is considered to be the ugliest building in the city.

Safety

Palazu is very safe to traverse during day hours. However, it is advised not to traverse streets with fewer than five people on them between 9:00 PM and 6:00 AM. Muggings are reported at least twice a week according to the crime report, but it is expected that there are more muggings than this; shots fired are reported every 1 to 2 months. MS-13 and other gangs have a historically low-level presence in the city boundaries, but this could change within two or three years, with gang activity increasing in the areas near Palazu, according to WTOP, the Washington Post and other local news sources.

Since the eastern New Rogaland region is spread over a series of hills, no tornado has occurred in recent history that has affected Palazu. Flash flooding has been known to occur in the former districts of Addis Kefa and Yatiti during hurricanes, but this is uncommon. Also, due to the largely urban development that Palazu is located in, large trees are more uncommon, and no tree has been known to fall in Palazu throughout its modern history.

All buildings in Palazu are largely structurally safe; there are no known imperfections to date. However buildings universally suffer from insect problems.

Boroughs

The following is a list of boroughs, or officially designated neighborhoods, of Palazu, with their respective populations in parentheses:

Twin cities

Palazu is twinned with: