Newlandic slang words & phrases

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These are all slang words and phrases used in the Newlandic language, spoken in The Empire of New Amsterdam.


Leddertrosenhete - Someone that possesses a fashion sense for leather trousers.


Damn Ryan! Your fashion sense is the definition of leddertrosenhete!

Originated from Great Renton, New Amsterdam


Natta - A newlandic native, someone that was "There before you."


I love my country!

Ummm, actually, it's MY country.

What are you talking about?

I'm a natta, I was here long before your country was founded.

Originated from Repenique, New Amsterdam


Fotzinkroft - An individual that acts completely unreasonable in any situation given.


Bryan is such a fotzinkroft, every time he doesn't get his way, he throws a tantrum.

Originated from Bugatnya, New Amsterdam


Whit - A derogatory term for a Gwingish person.


Sam is a whit.

Dude! You can't say that word!

Why not?

It's extremely offensive to Gwingish people!

Sorry!

Originated from Whewandvhereweulandiikweeplewitolwolvaywong, Smock Station


Fickerfacker - A person that desperately seeks a partner but fails miserably due to their incompetence.


Hey, have you heard of that new kid, Jess?

Yeah, why?

She's such a fickerfacker, I swear.

How come?

She wants to go out with John SO badly, she was even willing to miss her grandma's funeral so she could go on a date with him!

Cor blimey!

Originated from Bugatnya, New Amsterdam


Deffie - Someone that feels threatened when a person meets them for the first time/goes to their house.


Your baby cousin Jake is visiting today with Auntie Doris and Uncle Fred.

Oh mum! Do they have to come?

For godness sake Darren! You're such a deffie!

Originated from Smock Station, New Amsterdam


Wizzle - Nickname for a popular Newlandic dish, Wizecuken, that consists of a cup of tea and a ricecake.


What would you like for lunch, Tommy?

I'll have the good old wizzle please.

Originated from Smock Station, New Amsterdam


Mutherheilling - A blasphemous expression, usually combined with other swear words.


Holy mutherheilling crap!

Originated from Smock Station, New Amsterdam