Natlandist People's Directory of Istoria

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Natlandist People's Directory of Istoria

June 16 — July 9, 2011

Flag of Istoria.pngCoat of arms of Istoria.png

Motto
Natlandism to the People!
Anthem
Land of the Rising Sun
Capital city Eltmund, Swassburg Prefecture
Largest city Kasbarton, Hobbes Prefecture
Official language(s) English
Official religion(s) Traditionalist Catholic (sedevacanist) (de facto)
Demonym Istorian
Government Natlandist unitary Single-party State
- Executive Director Max Kasbar*
- Deputy Director Adin Haines
Legislature Supreme Diet
Established 5th November 2009 (Natlandist on 16 June 2011
Area claimed Eastern Washington, Northern Idaho
Population 2
Currency Istorian Tarvin
Time zone Pacific Time Zone
National sport Basketball
National animal Cat
*He's the only known active citizen.

Official Website
The Natlandist People's Directory of Istoria, NPD Istoria, or Istoria, was a micronation located in the United State's state of Washington. The micronation was founded on November 5th, 2009, by Max Kasbar, as an absolute monarchy, and reformed as a natlandist state on June 16, 2011. It was disestablished on July 9th of 2011.

History

For the history of Spokane, WA, click here

For the history of the Kingdom of Istoria, click here

NPD Istoria was founded on June 16, 2011, by former King of Istoria, Max Kasbar as a reformation of the Kingdom of Istoria. Starting on June 22, 2011 the micronation went through reforms and changed from the Kingdom of Istoria to the Natlandist People's Directory of Istoria. On July 5th, NPD Istoria created its first city, Hakimotograd, and the next day (July 6th), NPD Istoria fought against the KMITB Nation in the Battle of Ben Burr. On July 9th, 2011, NPD Istoria collapsed.

Political Divisions

Moranio Prefecture

(Co-ordinates: +47° 36' 1.09", -117° 21' 0.90") The capital of Moranio is Hakimotograd, built on July 5th, 2011.

Natland Prefecture

(Moran Prairie Elementary School & it's land)

St. Francis Prefecture

(Co-ordinates: +47° 36' 0.79", -117° 21' 8.74"0) The home of the Summer Palace, the prefecture is bordered by Thistle Rd., & a log-line near Royal Ave (In St. Francis, that is).

St. Patricks Prefecture

(Info coming soon)

Carlini Prefecture

Home to the highest peak in Istoria, Mt. Maximilian, the prefecture is bordered by a cliff & Palouse Highway (Co-ordinates: +47° 36' 10.41", -117° 21' 13.56").

Hobbes Prefecture

Home to the largest city, Kasbarton is 4 abandoned buildings, plus it's home to Istoria's only national park: Hands National Park, named after Barnaby Hands. (Co-ordinates: +47° 36' 33.12", -117° 21' 53.58")

Swassburg Prefecture

Home to the capital of Istoria, Eltmund (His Royal Sir's bed), it's status as Istorian territory is disputed, although there's a flag hanging in the Prefecture. It is made up of only one room.

Hobenworth Prefecture

The bathroom of the room that Swassburg has. Its capital is Johnton, after a name for the toilet, the John.

Prairie View Military District (PVMD)

Named after the park situated in it, it also occupies a field south of Prairie View Park, & its headquarters is a playground toy-fort called Fort Prairie View.

Windy Bay Territories (WBT)

Istoria's Idaho possesion, the Windy Bay Territories were founded on October 2nd, while at a family friends house, borrowed a kayak in the name of the Istorian Navy, & paddled there, until the navy (King Max Kasbar) landed on the boater park, & conquered all of the boater park, from campsite #3, to campsite #14, & did not include the entire boater park, until October 3rd. The co-ordinates of the territory are: +47° 27' 47.38", -116° 55' 54.20". Also a popular tourist destination for the summer

Minor's Island

Istoria's 2nd Idaho territory, Minor's island is a source of an infinite resource (water), & is home to the Istorian Water Industries.

Natlandist State of Samsonia (NS Samsonia)

Istoria's first & only overseas colony, this natlandist state's jurisdiction is Mustique island, nearby Rabbit Isl. & nearby islets, all located in St. Vincent and The Grenadines in the Caribbean. Its capital is Lovell, & its president is the chairman of the Mustique Company, who "owns" the island.

New Istoria (Victoria Land)

Istoria's Antarctic territory, which was disputed between Istoria & Starland, & it was even disputed with the USLSSR .

Vetter Parish

Canada Island, Spokane, WA. (Co-ordinates: +47° 39' 47.75", -117° 25' 20.45")

Talus Parish

Istoria's most northern outpost against KMITB Nation in Sandpoint, ID. Its capital is the bed of the highest room in the Talus Rock mansion, where Talus is located (Co-ordinates: +48° 16' 4.08", -116° 35' 17.80").

New Utopia Parish

One of Istoria's largest pieces of land, it's capital is Gloryville(Co-ordinates for New Utopia: +47° 36' 59.84", -117° 21' 44.16"; co-ordinates for GLoryville: +47° 37' 1.74", -117° 21' 44.39")

Harmony Parish

New Utopia's neighbor (Co-ordinates: +47° 37' 4.16", -117° 21' 35.89")

Laws

These are the laws by which all people, Istorian or non-Istorian, must abide, except in express permission from the Executive Director:

  • No milk or milk products, with the exceptions of soy and rice-milk
  • No egg yolks
  • No wheat, gluten, or wheat-gluten products
  • No beans
  • Very small amounts of sugar are to be allowed within the country
  • No recreational drugs
  • No smoking

Diplomatic Relations

Allies

  • Ianian flag.jpg First Principality of Iania
  • Unified Federated Republic of Sanctuaria

Organizations

Military

The Istorian military is, of course, made up of 1 person, the Executive Director.

Army

The army equipment consists of:

  • Water Balloons (proposed)
  • Sticks & Stones (readily available)
  • 2 Maverick Rev-5 (with no ammo)
  • Water guns (proposed)
  • Lotus Self Defense
  • Pine cones
  • At times BB guns

Navy

The Istorian navy consists of:

Air Force

The Citizen's Air Force (CAF) consists of only 1 Styrofoam passenger airplane used for numerous uses. Its symbol is a bullseye with blue in the center, red in the middle, & yellow on the outer rim.

Istorian Foreign Legion

The Istorian Foreign Legion (IFL) was an international military organization tied to the Istorian military.

National Holidays

This list contains all of Istoria's national holidays:

  • November 5 - Founder's Day: The day when Istoria celebrates it's independence on November 5.
  • November 26 - Thanksgiving: Same way America celebrates this holiday.
  • December 6 - St. Nicholas Day: Like Christmas, excepted that there's no tree, & presents are usually in shoes.
  • December 25 - Christmas: Same way America celebrates this holiday.
  • January 1 - New Years: Same way America celebrates this holiday.
  • January 27 - Hero Day: Max Kasbar's birthday.
  • February 5 - Duck Day: The day when Istorians remember the Invasion of Duck Isle.
  • February 28 - Lantern Festival: It's the holiday when children stay up past their bed-time to light a joyful array of candles with the help of their parents, while their uncles, aunts, & other older relatives serenade them from the streets below.
  • March 17 - Irish Heritage Day: Same way America celebrates St Patrick's Day.
  • March 23 - Friendship Day: The day when Istorians celebrate friendship.
  • March 25 - Festival of Laughter: The day when Istorians celebrate comedy, & plat pranks, & make jokes.
  • March 29 - Earth Day: Same way America celebrates this holiday.
  • April 1 - April Fool's Day: Same wat Amecrica celebrates this holiday
  • April 2 - Opposite Day: The day when everything in Istoria is opposite
  • April 24 (2011) - Easter: Same way America celebrates this holiday.
  • June 16 - Revolution Day: The day when Istorians remember the peaceful June Revolution.
  • June 28 - Media Day: The day when Istorians remember the founding of the RIBC.
  • July 16 - Midsummer Day: The day when Istorians enjoy Midsummer Day.
  • July 22 - Manito Day: The day when Istorians remember the Invasion of Manito Park.

Economy

NPD Istoria follows a distributist economy.

Government

NPD Istoria had a single-party directorial republic

Natlandism

Natlandism is a mixture of the two policies mentioned so above.