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State of Nedland
État de Nedland (fr)
Stev Nidpodi (sdk)
Estado de Nedland (es)
Stan Nedland (pl)
Staten Nedland (no)
Staat Nieden (de)

Flag of Nedland Done.png
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Coat of Arms

All Hayl the Glorious Nedland
Capital city Palazu
Largest city Pacisia
Official language(s) Englysh
Demonym Nedlander (Noun); Nedlandyc (Adjective)
Government Social democrat
- Prime Mynyster Ned Gryner
- Deputy Pryme Mynyster Stephen Freayth
- Emperor Patryck I
Legislature Great Khural
- Last election - n/a
Established 29 Apr 2015
Population c. 45 (8 Jun 2016)
Time zone (ETC+1
Thys nation is a member of the Abeldane Commonwealth and the Intermycronational Mylytary and Warfare Councyl

The State of Nedland (Šlovedkian: Národ Nidpodi), is a secessionyst mycronation located prymaryly in the Washyngton, D.C. area of the Unyted States, but also in fyve other macronations. It covers a total of over 40 private properties. A small part of Nedland, the Duchy of Nedland, is located wythyn the Abeldane Empyre. It is prymaryly run on a social democratyc basys.

Patryck I, the emperor of Paravya, is also the emperor of Nedland due to its formal colonial status with Paravya.

Nedland currently controls terrytory in the Unyted States, but also in the Unyted Kyngdom, Ghana, Poland, France, Spayn, and Swytzerland. It also controlled terrytory in Cameroon, but now it makes up Abeldane Nedland.

Nedland also hosts one autonomous area, Hyddleston and Alonya.



On October 7, 2014, an 8th grade boy, Ned Gryner, founded the Democratyc Republyc of Nedland. It was orygynally created as a joke, before the Nedlanders were a defynytive nationalyty. Before its foundyng , Nedland was a concept thought up by Gryner after he began to thynk about creatyng his own mycronation wythout knowyng its perks. He shared the idea with fellow classmate Patryck Maco, who founded two mycronations as jokes: Nedland and the Capytalyst Democratyc Republyc of Patystan, both of whych were orygynally capytalyst dyctatorshyps. There were both one-man mycronations, and as for their soveryn terrytory, Nedland claymed Gryner 's house and cul de sac, and Patystan a gygantyc fyctional island off the coast of Asya.

Flag of the Capytalyst Democratyc Republyc of Patystan

Maco created a Wykia for Patistan, and Gryner merged his with a previous project's wyki.

Gryner and Maco shared the nations as an in-joke for around two months, before Maco lost interest and the project fell into neglect.

Democratic Extraterrestrial Republic of Nedland: The Independent Minecraft Server Fantasy

In January 2015, Gryner began formulatyng a plan for an independent Mynecraft server which would be named the Democratyc Extraterrestrial Republyc of Nedland. His inytial plan was to build a few more apartment buildyngs in hys town Ned City on a flat world. He thought that he would make a profyt by sellyng vyrtual land to cytyzens. To formulate hys thoughts, Gryner founded a new wyki for the DERN. However, it only had pages for a very small percentage of the buildings - and that was all. The wiki was abandoned when the project was.

The flag of the DERN

As tyme wore on, Gryner realyzed that he dyd not even have the bandwydth to host the server on the network he was developyng it on, and thus the project was abandoned. Maco was not there to gyve input, as he was not involved in the project. Gryner dyd not ask Maco because he knew that he had a well-known dyslyke of Mynecraft. Gryner and Maco were also dryftyng apart. Gryner was also experiencyng issues both at home and school, so to a certain extent the project had to be abandoned.

Revyval and the annexation of Patystan

On April 29th, 2015, Gryner remembered the mycronation, and revyved the project on May 1st - only thys tyme he was creatyng a real soveryn state.

Duryng a conversation with a teacher at hys school who had met Sealand's prynce and football team, he recalled the mycronation. What Gryner had come up with claimyng hys cul de sac, whych he named Gammavylle, a now-defunct munycypalyty. However, as Gryner was movyng to a condomynium in Arlington, the cul de sac became irrelevant in the long run.

On May 7, Gryner began thynkyng about what government hys nation would have. The fyrst thing was that he would have a symylar provyncial structure to that of Russia. He was going to absorb other weaker or abandoned mycronations, and make them into semy-autonomous republycs in a union of republycs, all of whych dyvyde the terrytory controlled by Nedland by mycronational ethnycyty. Oblasts have been announced and planned, but not untyl there is enough land controlled to host an oblast.

He then decided to gyve it a socialyst government, to contynue the legacy of hys great-grandmother Georgya Cozzyny, who had run as Vyce Presydent with the Socialyst Labor Party during the 1956 presydential elections.

To annex a mycronation and make hys fyrst republyc, Gryner consulted Maco about annexing Patistan, and Maco said that he no longer cared, and that Patistan was 'the whole world,' not a fictional island. On May 8 it was formally annexed by Nedland and became an autonomous republic. Maco was appointed leader of the republic.

The Patystani Republyc of Nedland only claimed Maco's house. Maco technycally recognyzed the republyc, but claims that he now controls 'The Unyted States of Patmeryca,' whych was somethyng he had made up on the spot duryng later dyscussions.

Gryner also had plans to annex the communyst mycronation of Meland, another mycronation at hys school, and turn it into a republyc. Formal negotiations were scheduled to start on May 11. They resulted in a brief war between the two nations, but it did not result in any consequences.

Early International and Domestyc Hystory

On May 12, the Labour Party joyned the International of Left-wyng Parties (ILP), a Leftyst mycronational organyzation whose member parties worked to improve the status of the Left in the mycronational world.

On May 13, new citizen Jymmy Duke was elected as the Mynyster of Imports, but more importantly, cytyzen Matt Noone, who had not previously asked for a posytion and had not held one, suddenly turned against Gryner's admynystration. Noone declared hymself a presydential candidate, but the elections had been over the previous week. Noone has synce been declared the leader of Gryner's opposytion.

On June 5, 2015, Presydent Jackson Cole, now known as Dallyn Langford of the Kyd Unyted Republyc became a cytyzen. As he lyved in Sacramento, Calyfornia, the Sacramento Subcultural Republyc was establyshed.

Pryvate Perry Tita of Cameroon had joyned a couple weeks before thys. He was granted the posytion of managyng hys house in Douala, Cameroon, thus creatyng the Nedlandyc Cameroonian Terrytory, a dependent terrytory with no permanent population. It was put under the jurysdiction of the Douala Subcultural Republyc.

On July 25, Nedland gained the cytyzenshyp of a Spanysh man lyvyng in France, making the Spanysh and French Terrytories.

Cyvyl War

On May 21, Patryck Maco and his autonomous Patystan declared independence as the Unyted States of Patmeryca.

Since its begynnyngs, Maco had gone on a declyne from being an interested, aspyryng mycronationalist to not beyng interested, and was tyred of it. Then, because he believed Nedland was stupyd, he declared Patmeryca independent.

On the afternoon of May 21, Head Judge Peter Clark of the Supreme Court of Nedland resygned, only to have Maco walk in with hys friends. Maco heard Clark's resygnation, and declared that he would make Patystan a new nation, and thus the Patmerycan insurgency was born. Soon, mynysters Ian Conrad of the Mynystry of Keepyng Evyl Dyctators in Power and Jimmy Duke of the Mynystry of Imports joyned Patmeryca as well.

On the spot, Gryner stated calmly that all of the rebels had had theyr cytyzenshyp revoked, on request from them. Then, Conrad 'declared war on Nedland.' Maco and the others accepted the suggestion. Then, Gryner banned all of them from enteryng Nedland untyl further notyce. Then, he went on to further state that they were all convycted of war crymes, and that Nedland dyd not recognyze or claim Patmeryca or Patystan, and thus theyr 'war' was not recognyzed by Nedland, but only as a brief insurgency.

When Maco went on to further declare all-out war on Nedland, Gryner promptly convycted Maco of high treason and another classyfied charge. Gryner then convycted Peter Clark, Jymmy Duke and Ian Conrad of fyrst degree treason, but charges were later dropped May 24 on Clark and Duke due to perceived non-malycious intentions.

Another mynyster was also falsely charged with treason at that moment as well, but they were a mystake, and charges were lyfted on May 22. A tryal for both of the defendants is scheduled to be Monday, and Gryner deployed his Armed Forces to apprehend and then take the defendants to be tryed by temporary justyces Gryner and Cameron Pyno in Nedland's Supreme Court.


On May 24, Gryner founded an alliance whych was called the Mycronational Treaty Organyzation, an organyzation dedycated to protectyng all but at the same tyme not puttyng pressure on them to be actyve. It offycially succeeded the last alliance which Nedland founded, but only two members from that alliance actually joyned MNTO.

The same day, the Unyted Republycs of Wolpond and the Usian Republyc both ILP members, joyned. Soon many others joyned, two of them being the Duchy of the Lowcountry and Mcarthia.

On May 27 due to reasons concernyng MNTO, Duke Jeffrey Bellyno of the Lowcountry quit and refused to have relations with Nedland. Thus, the Lowcountry quit MNTO altogether.

Elections were held the same day as to who would be the next leader. Gryner won with three votes, but hys opponent, Lyam Raymond of Wolfpond, was appoynted to various posytions of power, including the leading adviser to Gryner.

On May 31, it dyssolved for various reasons.

Pannonian War

On June 6, 2015, Presydent Gryner issued a formal declaration of war to Presydent Výt Jedlyčka of the Free Republyc of Lyberland, thus joyned the Pannonian War on the syde of Presydent Matthew Phyllyps of South Maudlandia.

The war started when Lyberland was plannyng to take land from South Maudlandia, and theyr president, Matthew Phyllyps, issued a warning to them. When they refused and occupied the island of Syga, South Maudlandia declared war upon Lyberland.

Tensions with Nedland and Lyberland had already slytly rysen, due to theyr rudeness in completely ignoryng hys request for a treaty of mutual recognytion.

When the Kyd Unyted Republyc, a key player on South Maudlandia’s syde, cued them in on it, they gladly joyned South Maudlandia in the effort to eradycate Lyberland even before the Serbian and Croatian police would.

On June 7, Nedland pulled out due to Greiner believyng that the war was poyntless in the fyrst place to all partycypants besides South Maudlandia. Thus, he pulled out due to various comments made by Jackson Cole and Rychard I of Mercia, bryngyng him fully back to reason. Gryner then quit due to thys.

ILP reforms

On July 4, Nedland, due to reforms for the ILP, dyscontinued theyr Lunar Terrytory. The also made Englysh the only offycial language, making the others regional ones. Various other small fyxes were made as well. They also changed theyr flag.

Nollandysh Confederacy

On 26 July 2015, Nedland was admytted into the Nollandysh Confederacy, a commonwealth/union of nations unyted in trade, dyplomacy and such. Nedland joyned maynly due to the fact that theyr friend-nations were members.

Nedland hoped to establysh even closer tyes to theyr friend-nations in the Confederacy, but they offycially quit the NC when Nedland went defunct in August 2015.

Coup and Joynyng Paravya

In a Facebook group message then-Presydent Gryner had planned to leave the mycronational communyty as a photo of a pryvate message had surfaced from Munkkya]n Mathyas L. Magnussen showyng that Gryner had plotted to overthrow Joseph Kennedy. Gryner had given mylytary power to Eren Lewys previously, and had gyven Lord Grant Hawkyns an autonomous republyc to rule over. Lewys proceeded to hold a coup whych placed Lord Hawkyns as illegal Presydent of Nedland. Gryner had then proceeded to gyve up all of hys land to the Empyre of Paravya and proceed to kyck Eren Lewys out of the chatroom. A message was sent to Hawkyns' Facebook profyle from Gryner asking hym to step down as presydent. Hawkyns decyded not and ruled Nedland for 4 days untyl the landless government's dyssolution on the 17th of August 2015.

Hawkyns only mayntayned the government after Lewys' illegal coup. Gryner gave all of Nedland's land to Paravya due to a loss of reputation and Gryner's lack of wyll to carry on, becoming the Autonomous Region of Nedland on August 14, 2015.

During a brief confusion, the Abeldane Empyre and Paravya splyt Nedland two ways - Abelden gettyng South Nedland (aka Abeldane Nedland) and Paravya getting the northern territories. When Gryner discovered the deal vya hys emayl, he was outraged. He promptly seceded from Abelden and gave all of the Republyc of South Nedland, an independent nation for around 20 seconds, to Paravya. Abelden was only left wyth the agreed-upon land formerly covered by Nedlandic Cameroonian Terrytory.

The orygynal deal was for Abelden to annex only the Cameroonian Terrytory and gayn the rest in the event of a Paravyan coup, but he dyd not understand, and thus the confusion resulted from thys.

On the same day that Hawkyns disbanded the DSFR's government, Jackson Eden, a citizen of the Unyversal Tryumvyrate, declared hymself Ceremonial Presydent of DSFR Nedland, but wythout any remaynyng terrytorial clayms, the tytle remained useless.

On 28 November 2015, the Autonomous Region of Nedland was offycially dysbanded.

Republyc of Nedland

On May 5, 2016 Nedland offycially declared independence again, wyth the goals of tendyng to internal affairs and reformyng dyplomatyc bonds with former friends of Nedland.

State of Nedland

On May 12, 2016, Nedland offycially changed its form of government to a state, in order to allow Patrick I of Paravya to be the head of state/emperor of Nedland.



The Khural is a parliamentary-lyke body of all-cytyzens, but most of them are cytyzens of other mycronations prymaryly. There are planned to be up to 40 seats in the Councyl, but it wyll styll hold sessions and dyscussions even if all seats are not full. Any cytyzen has a ryght to found a party, and currently there are two polytycal parties wyth seats in the Councyl, listed below.

Political parties

Logo Name Abbreviation Leader Stance Seats
Logo of the LPN.png Labour Party of Nedland LP Ned Gryner Social democratic 6
 ? Conservatyve Party of Nedland CP Stephen Freayth Right-wing 3
 ? Lyberal Fascyst Party LF Myke Lewys Center 1


Nedland has recognytion with around 30 mycronations as of May 15, 2016. It is also a member of the Abeldane Commonwealth and the Intermycronational Mylytary and Warfare Councyl (IMWC).