Empire of Tikawania

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Empire of Tikawania
Imperior de Tikawernu (Tikawani)
Flag of Empire of Tikawania
Flag
Motto: "The Gods Love all No matter Upbringing, Race, Gender, Sexuality, or Faith"
LocationMojacar, Spain
CapitalÞórr City
Official languagesEnglish, Tikawani, Latin
Religion
Heathenry, and Naranism
Demonym(s)Tikawanian
GovernmentMonarcho-Socialist
• Emperor
Alvin
Establishment5 June 2019
Population
• Census
29
CurrencyTikawanian shekel
Time zoneUTC+2 (CEST)

The Empire of Tikawania was a monarcho-socialist micronational empire located in Mojacar Spain which lasted from June 2019 to December 2022, ruled by Emperor Alvin, who came up with the idea for the name Tikawania after romanticizing the name for Tikawania's predecessor from "Tikahwernu" to "Tikaweh." Tikawania was Seen as the Legacy and Successor of the Tikaweh Empire, an ancient empire from Sub-Saharan Africa which was Norse pagan and the only empire in Africa to have been ruled by northern European descended people.[citation needed]

History

BCE and Alvin I

Tikawanian History Started with the Naranist Saint Naki Founding the Naranist Kingdom that lasted from 1300 BCE to 893 CE. The Decline of the Naranist Kingdom started when one of the 4 Tribes of Tikawania the Narunar Tribe decided to Convert to Islam in 873 CE and started to Respect Naranism Less and Less seeing it as Sinful Idol Worship. Eventually, they Revolted Against the Naranist Kingdom and Broke the Former Territories into 4 Tribal Kingdoms. First, there was the Narunar Tribal Kingdom which owned all of the North Western Territory of the Former Naranist Kingdom, Then there was the Shaktar Tribe who were Originally From Ethiopia before Migrating to the Naranist Kingdom in 500 CE and then Decided To Convert Back to Christianity and Fight against the other Tribes for Ownership of the former territories, Then the Wanir Tribe who were all the Naranist Citizens from the Kingdom Including the King Himself, who made up the majority of the Kingdom's Society and they were attempting to quell the other tribes so they could take back all the former territory and reform the kingdom, they owned the most of the former Territory than any of the Other 3 Tribes, and Lastly the Murnir Tribe they Owned the Least amount of the Former territory than all of the other tribes and they were originally Persians who Fled to the Naranist Kingdom after the Muslim Invasion of Zoroastrian Persia in 651 CE and they were the Only Zoroastrian Tribal Kingdom in all of Africa. And then in 988 a Man Named Alvin Fled from England with his only surviving family members after being caught practicing Germanic Paganism, and with nowhere else to go he set his eyes on Africa and unknowingly went to the former territories and was almost killed by Narunar Tribesmen, after that incident and learning about the situation in the former territories he decided it was his job to unite all the territories into one Empire and after learning about Tikawani War tactics and Culture and lots of battles and nearly being decapitated he eventually was able to conquer and Unite all 4 of the Tikawanian Tribes and found the Tikaweh Empire in 1031. After he founded the Tikaweh Empire he was eventually Coronated in 1033 and was named Alvin I by his newly trained Norse Pagan Priestesses.

Alvin II

Alvin I reigned for 10 years before Dying in 1043 of Tuberculosis and he didn't have any Children Old enough to Rule so His Brother Alvin II was Coronated and made Emperor in 1044 unfortunately due to his PTSD from English Christians Killing most of his Family and His Children He had the idea that all other Religions Especially Christianity, deserved Suffering and Death as revenge for his Children so in 1045 He Ordered the Mass Murder of all Christians and People who Weren't Pagan and Almost the Entire Population of Tikawania was Wiped out and He Burned down Churches and Other Places of Worship so More Pagan Hof's could be built and Eventually he was Assassinated in 1045 only a few months in on his Evil plan and Nobody Mourned His Death, not even his own Family Members and Instead of being Given an Honorable Funeral, He was Thrown into a Ditch where No one would find his body ever Again.

Alvin III

After the Death of Alvin II, Everyone in the Royal Family was stumped on who should be the Next Emperor Eventually with Careful Consideration one of Alvin I's sons Alvin III was Put into power in 1045 only 2 weeks after the death of Alvin II, Alvin III was only 15 years old when he ascended to the throne a few years into his reign someone from a rivalling tribe attempted to assassinate him leaving him with only one eye and he was adamant about repaying the Naranists and Other Faiths who lost their lives in the Mass Genocide of 1045 and Alvin III eventually Created a New System called the 3 Principles of Tikawania which was a Law of sorts that Supported the rights of Minority Faiths and the Military the Three rules Translated into English are 1. "the People matter more than anything", 2. "Religion must not be an excuse for persecution", and lastly 3. "the Military must be kept well fed and trained". Tikawania Flourished with the New system and People Loved Alvin III for his contribution to the people and finally after having a long successful and peaceful reign he died in his sleep of unknown causes in 1068 and The people loved him so much that the Naranists decided to mummify him and Mummification is the most Prestigious and Honorable funerary rite in Naranism so such as good a person as Alvin III deserved it and The Entire Population of the Tikaweh Empire attended his burial.

Naki I

After the Death of Alvin III Naki I was made Emperor in 1070 and he didn't accomplish or do much during his reign. The only thing he is well known for is converting to the Celtic Religion in 1067 Alongside his Norse Pagan Beliefs and ordering that a Druid alongside a Volva Crown Him.

Naka

Naki I died in 1087 without a Male Heir and there weren't any male family members in the Royal Bloodline so they decided to put Naki's Daughter Naka on the Throne, She was Coronated in 1091 and was Only 18 Years Old. She was the Only Empress in All of Tikawanian History and is well known for Caring for the Sick and Incredibly Poor using the Royal Kitchen to Feed them when they had no food available, she is also well known for knowing over 5 languages (Tikawani, Old English, Coptic, Greek, and Latin) having spoken all fluently in her entire lifetime, Unfortunately in 1101 Tikaweh was found and Invaded by Crusaders and Byzantines Before she had time to flee She was Brutally Slaughtered by the Crusaders and Byzantines who then Put her Head on a Wooden Pike with other Non-Christian Tikaweh Citizens their heads were then put on a wall with a sign reading "Murus Peccatorum" (Wall of Sinners) and with Her Death, the Tikaweh Empire Fell and the Tikawani's became a Nationless People.

Economy

The National Currency of Tikawania is the Tikawanian Shekel and it is approximately worth 5 CAD or 3.90 USD

Banknote for 1 Shekel