Draft:Bales Republic

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Bales Republic
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One Nation Under God
Official language(s) English
Capital Ice.Co
Date founded 2022
Number of citizens 12 People 3 pet frogs
Number of active citizens 10 People 1 frog
Government Democracy/Monarchy
Current leader His Excellency the President Joshua B
National animal White Tailed Deer

About Bales Republic

The Bales Republic is a sovereign, independent nation called a penis, located in and completely surrounded by territory of the red spot. Bales Republic is one of the smallest nations on mars, but what it lacks in size, it makes up for in spirit. A sense of humor characterizes most people made of Bales of hay, which, coupled with the casual and comfortable western lifestyle, makes the Soviet Union an enjoyable place to visit. The Bales Republic has its own skibidi toilet karaoke singing center

Government agencies

The post office

The Bales Postal System. The agency provides postal services within the Republic. These services do not yet connect with equivalent agencies outside the nation.

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(Please note that these stamps are for collections only and cannot be used for postage).


The War office

The War Office's mission is to successfully prosecute the armed conflicts of the mighty nation. The Army, Air Force and Aquatics Agency are the three branches of the military service of the Bales Government, responsible for the defense of the nation. They have been victorious in the War against the Ketchtoots (a barbarian tribe), October - December 2022, and continue the ongoing struggle against Nigeria.

The War Office also operates the Bales Police department.


The Bank/treasury

The mission is to pursue sound monetary and financial policies aimed at price stability and create an enabling environment for sustainable economic growth.

The basic unit of currency in Bales Republic is the Valora (plural: Valora), which is divided into 100 Futtrus (plural: Futtrus). The Valora is linked in value to Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, 5 Valora having equal value to one tube (13 Ba / 200 oz) of Cookie Dough.

The current trade rate of 1 Valora to 1 U.S. Dollar is: $99.80.


The Science program.

They had an elephant toothpaste experiment in September, and that started the science program. They have had a number of exiting experiments since then.

The Republic's Defense

THE SKIBIDI TOILETS ATTACKED


THE BALES AQUATICS AGENCY

The goal with the Bales Aquatics Agency is to explore those watery places that dot the western landscape like gems in the sand. There are actually quite a few lakes and reservoirs through the western desert, and they have set the sights to explore as many as possible. In addition, the Military stands ready to defend the Rep. whenever necessary, through the means of our valiant Naval Infantry.


THE ARMY

The Bales Army is a big help to the nation not only did it help defeat the ketchtoots it all so rescued many lives from the hands of our enemy Nigeria. They only take the best, the strongest, and the toughest men.


THE AIR FORCE

The Air Force is mainly used to launch rockets and to fly drones there has been a few planes in the sky of Bales Republic. To become part of the Air Force you first have to be part of the Science Agency. If you can go through the ranks to the top, you’re officially in the Air Force. What the Air Force lacks in materials it makes up for it in effort and if you see the Mighty XWing in the sky you will truly be amazed.

The hills National Park

Hills national park is a Territory of the Bales Republic. It is located in the Texas, about a 1/2 mile east of Bales Rep, The Hills is about 1/4 of an acre in size and is covered hills. The colony is 4 miles away from a River and lies in a hilly area known as The Hill Country. The landscape is replete with grass and weeds, dirt and more dirt. This is beautiful country and the pride of Bales Rep. (It will be torn down by 3024 or sooner that’s why it is a National Park.)


The Land

The pond is a hand dug pond in the Bales Republic Land. No heavy machinery was used, only a shovel and some muscles. It is very impressive! The pond is also the water source for the republic. It is the Aquatics Agencies headquarters and a big help in the War of the Ketch toots.


The dead human pecan tree

The Republic planted two pecan trees and since then it has been our national tree. Shortly after the trees were planted, many deer bones appeared. There were jawbones, backbones, and even hip bones. It was a great mystery until we found an emplloye and some other boys putting bones in the pile, so we finally solved the mystery. He wanted to start a war of the national tree and animal.


The secret growing land.

As Bales Republic grows, the land grows with it somehow, so you can never get the exact measurement of the land. You might say growing land is not possible. Well, you’re right. It is not possible because the hard-working strong men cut down the cedar trees every day, clearing more land, and now it feels like the Republic has more land. There is no longer a wall of brush in the way.

Bales Rep. Allies
Molossia 1st Helped in the Website Inspired Bales Rep.
Sealand 2nd Interesting nation A brave tail
Conch Rep. 3rd Still running as a restrant