Border Resize of 2022
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 New borders of Fort Woodchuck | |
| English name | Border Resize of 2022 |
|---|---|
| Date | March 4, 2022 |
| Time | 5:00 CST |
| Duration | 1 minute |
| Location | Allenville, Fort Woodchuck |
| Coordinates | 41°30'09.2"N 90°25'13.5"W |
| Also known as | Shrinking of Woodchuckia |
| Cause | Borders too big |
| Target | Normal size |
| First reporter | Allen Hanna |
| Budget | $0.00 |
| Patron(s) | Congress of Woodchuckia |
| Organised by | Congress of Woodchuckia Woodchuckian Military Organization |
| Filmed by | No one |
| Participants | Allen Hanna |
| Outcome | Smaller borders |
The Border Resize of 2022 was a movement made by the Congress of Woodchuckia and the Woodchuckian Military Organization to shrink the borders of the Republic of Fort Woodchuck.
Allen J. Hanna, president of Fort Woodchuck states that,
"We shank the borders of the Republic of Fort Woodchuck because we thought it looked weird, especially on the West Coast, I mean, did you see how we just sorta took the tip of of Idaho. Anyway, the act will go into order immediately and all of the territory that will be removed will be given back to the original countries of that land. Also we get Nunavut."
The states, provinces and territories that will be annexed are:
- Illinois
- Indiana
- North Dakota
- Iowa
- Wisconsin
- Michigan
- Washington D.C.
- Manitoba
- Saskatchewan
- Nunavut
- Northwest Territories
