Diplomatic relations

Would Kohlandia be interested in setting up formal diplomatic relations? I have read about your nation and seem very interested! President Aydan | Malinovia | talk to me 22:54, 17 September 2019 (UTC)

Kohlandia is happy to open talks on establishing diplomatic relations with Malinovia. Catherine of Kohlandia (talk) 13:50, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
@Catherine of Kohlandia: Do you have Discord, Hangouts or any other method of contact? President Aydan | Malinovia | talk to me 19:00, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
@Malinovia: Not yet. While you're here though, I've just noticed that you went through the Kohlandia page and changed all the British spelling to American. Kohlandia is in the British Isles, we use British English. Please do not change the spelling again. Catherine of Kohlandia (talk) 22:53, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
@Catherine of Kohlandia: I'm sorry, I will keep that in mind next time. However I will modify the incorrect usage of passive voice throughout the article. President Aydan | Malinovia | talk to me 22:58, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
@Malinovia: Do not continue to edit the Kohlandian pages. You introduced inaccuracies, changed the meanings of terms, and altered the description of a treaty. I do not want to have to spend time correcting more errors. Catherine of Kohlandia (talk) 23:17, 18 September 2019 (UTC)
@Catherine of Kohlandia: The final change to the page I will make, will be adding the {{WIP}} template to the top of the article, seeing as you are constantly changing it. I hope you don't mind :) President Aydan | Malinovia | talk to me 19:16, 19 September 2019 (UTC)

Improved relations

Hello, I am Leon Montan, Premier of Ponderosa Hills. As you likely know, all interactions between Ponderosa Hills and Kohlandia were cut on 14 September, due to my posting of memes relating to the Provisional Irish Republican Army. I have since deleted these memes, and I will refrain from posting similar memes.

I request that Kohlandian-Ponderosan relations are eased, due to you being a Juror on the court of the Northern Defense Union- I will likely need to contact you for the trial, as I am the Minister of Justice of Astropolis, the country of where the crime occurred.

--ThatMLGDorito (talk) 00:17, 19 September 2019 (UTC)

Hello. Relations soured because, following several weeks of acting like an utter cretin in general, you posted multiple "memes" related to a terrorist organisation that killed a member of my family. I will un-block you for the duration of the trial but I do not see the relationship between us becoming cordial. Catherine of Kohlandia (talk) 20:05, 19 September 2019 (UTC)