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Federation of the Memerlands
Flag of the Memerlands.png

Our people are the second best in the world
Every Breath You Take
The Universe and Micras.
Capital citySonichu City
Largest cityMcCarthiabul
Official language(s)Armenian
Official religion(s)Secular
Short nameMemerlands
GovernmentConstitutional Memearchy
- JacksonVacant
- NolanNed Greiner
- Type - Unicameral
- Number of seats - 20
EstablishedJune 2016
Population42,327,569, plus an additional .666% of a person
National sportWeightlifting, Boxing, Sword-eating
National animalDonkey
Patron saintSt. Azamat the Non-Catholic

The Federation of the United Memerlands is a comical micronational "superpower" consisting of past troll states. It was originally formed in June 2016, but was reformed in August of that same year. It was founded by Ned Greiner.


The Memerlands were created in June 2016, and reformed in July.

The Jupiterian War


The Jupiterian War, oh yaaaaaa bby.

On September 13, 2016, the great country of the Memerlands and its allies Geeseonmahback and the Free Utopian Cow Kingdom declared war on the Kingdom of Jupiter for being idiots. A nationwide draft took place. As of yet, Ganymede has been occupied by Generalmememarschall Adolf Harambersbourg, who hails from the nation of Luxembourg, where he served as the nation's minister of intelligence, chief of operations and only acting agent for forty years, from 1959 to 1999.

Later, Henry Twain's Greatest Fascist Republic of Vespucciland joined the war, as well as the Independent Province of Sad Armenia and the Islamosatanist Caliphate of Forumistan.

Countries United in National Trade

That same day, the Memerlands refounded the Countries United in National Trade (CUNT).

Constituent St8s

Flag Name Annexation Date Population Leader
/ High Duchy of 69stan 28 March 2017 69 Mehmet Ahmedi
Flag of McCarthiastan2.png Empire of McCarthiastan 2 August 2016 666 n/a
Flag of Turkazakhstan.png Democratic Federation of Türkazakhstan 2 August 2016 10,000 n/a
Kid United Republic Flag.png Kid United Republic 2 August 2016 40 Nolan Cole (Ned Greiner)
Backyardistan.png Republic of Backyardistan 2 August 2016 12 n/a
Flag of Examplestan.png Example of Examplestan 2 August 2016 1 n/a
Flag of Hurgyburg.png Hurgyburg 2 August 2016 42 million n/a
Flag of Magtaka.png Socialist Republic of Magtaka 2 August 2016 115 n/a
Flag of the United Kingdom.png United States of America 2 August 2016 c. 316,000 Matthew Cummings
Flag of New New Pamlico.png Cancerepublic of New New Pamlico 4 August 2016 666.666 Satan