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Oh, hi there! What are you doing here? Ahem, so... um... this is my userpage I guess.
You still here? Oh. Um, why don't you... check the rest of the website too? I heard this page is also really great, you should totally visit there.

Uh, you're not away yet? Well, fine, I'll let you stay for a while I guess...

Why I reverted your edits

Hello MicroWiki user.
If you are here to ask why I reverted your edits to the page you edited, keep reading. As a patroller, I possess the right to quickly revert edits, and I don't hesitate to use it if I see the edits aren't really that helpful. I mean, you could do way better. And I will keep reverting them until you do better. There is no pleasing me misclick a lot. Sorry that it happened, but the revert button has no Cancel option. That means using touchscreen devices are incredibly dangerous. So, if I reverted your edits and didn't fix it, please accept my apologies. I try to fix these incidents if they happen, but I don't notice it every time. Again, sorry for that.
If you aren't here because I reverted your edits, trust me, it's gonna happen.

How there was only 1 edit for the entirety of 2019

MicroWiki wasn't doing that well during the year 2019, as only single edit were made to the site. I see how you are now asking: "How is that even possible? There have surely been thousands and thousands of edits made on the site. Just ask User:Z. Luna Skye, he's responsible for a few of them." Well, no. Zed haven't actually done any edits to the site. It all began on the very beginning of the year. On 1 January 2019, at 00.00, the new year started. Only a moment after, User:Luxor added a "first" to his discussion page[1]. The time went by, and soon 31 December came. As the midnight was slowly getting closer and the year 2020 with it, a new edit appeared. It was Luxor again, missing his "first" of 2020 and losing to Zed. And just like that, there was Karl with the first edit and the last edit. And if I'm not bad at counting, which I shouldn't be, at least accordng to a few people, this is one edit. Nothing more happened on the wiki for the whole year. I sincerely hope more will happen in the upcoming year(s). That is the story of how only one edit took place. FTFcz (talk) 23:59, 31 December 2019 (UTC)


Gymnasium coat.png This user is citizen of Gymnasium State
Posafnewcoa.png This user is citizen of Principality of Posaf
Novýznak.png This user is citizen of United States of Mekniy
(but completely forgets about it)
Patroller.png This user is somehow a Patroller.
CS Tento uživatel umí česky jako když byčem mrská.
EN This user can speak decent English.
DE Dieser Benutzer kann... er... ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen.
SQ Ky përdorues nuk mund të flasë shqip.[2]
Ambox warning pn.png This user's sense of humour is extremely dangerous and noone should be exposed to it[3]
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Noia 64 apps karm.png This user has been a micronationalist for 2 years, 10 months, 13 days
Noia 64 apps karm.png This user has been on MicroWiki for 2 years, 6 months, 15 days
MWlogo.png This user just passed 3000 edits, but no big celebration is planned :(
An outdated political compass of mine, why is it still here?
No, seriously, why?
Like really, I'm way closer to the centre now, this is outdated.
Why don't I update it?
I don't know.
No but seriously. I'm completely remaking this, why don't I just remove it?
Now this is just not funny anymore...
If at least I had an excuse to leave it here, but I don't.

Ahem, you are still here? There's literally nothing more on this page.

Just go away already, please. Don't you have anything batter to do? It's not like something is going to magically appear here. Go, I don't know, visit this guy, for instance.