Theodian claims

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This article details all land-claims which Theodia held at some point in the past, and later revoked. Current as of 2015, December.

Neapolita

A satellite photograph of the region[1] (click to enlarge)

History

The history of pre-Theodia Neapolita is somewhat obscured, but what is known about the region is that it was under the control of a group called the Sneaking Club in 2002. The club had reportedly vanished by 2005, and the land returned to the United States of America. Sometime around 2007, a new country project began, but very little is known about it. It is said that this mysterious civilization had constructed a fort to protect its borders, but after the micronation vanished, no one was left to maintain its fort, which fell-into disarray and was later removed by an American couple. Eventually, Swena founded what would become the Theodia that you know today. Naturally, Neapolita was ser first choice for Theodian land-claims, as this region is where se was domicile in the United States at the time of the country's founding. Se declared ser house the capitol building, and named the region around it "New Hope", declaring it the capital of Theodia. It was surrounded by the city of Naples, Florida in the United States, and Neapolita's flag's design was based upon that of the flag of the state of Florida.
Theodia later revoked its claim on Neapolita, as many Theodians had since left the area, and as Theodia felt that focusing its efforts upon a single claim, particularly a geographically contiguous and uninhabited one, would legitimize it more.

Resources

A pile of wood from Neapolita

During the time that it was a Theodian territory, wood can be found in the far west and in the far east, and can be cut for use with fires, forts, sale, and many other things. Most of the land was fertile and good for farming, and Theodian farmers had taken advantage of Neapolita's warm, tropical climate to produce pineapples. Also in Neapolita were 11 lakes and one canal, the Golden River, which flowed all throughout the American city of Naples. This river could be seen in both the north, where it was connected to the largest lake in the region, Imperial Lake, and the south. This lake could be crossed to the north into the Imperial Area. Despite the large number of lakes in Neapolita, the water was unsafe to drink from as it had been contaminated by the golf course that previously owned it. There were several kinds of fish in the lakes, namely freshwater catfish, bluegills, and grass carps.

Environmental Conditions

Because of its tropical climate, Neapolita during the time that it was a Theodian territory did not experience seasons in the sense of winter, spring, summer, and autumn as much of the rest of the inhabited world does. Rather, there was just a dry season and a wet season, each taking-up about half the year. It has not snowed in the area of Neapolita in over 10,000 years.

  • Dry Season
    • Winter: Very little rain, no snow, many deciduous trees still green or starting to change colours, some difference in day-length, frost relatively rare, less insects, no hurricanes, a few very tropical plants freeze
    • Spring: Little rain, no snow, deciduous trees regain leaves, frost non-existent, no hurricanes
  • Wet Season
    • Summer: Rain very often, hurricanes, some plants fry, little difference in day-length, more insects
    • Autumn: Occasional rain, few hurricanes, deciduous trees still green
Climate data for Neapolita
Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Record high °F (°C) 88
(31.1)
89
(31.7)
91
(32.8)
95
(35)
95
(35)
98
(36.7)
98
(36.7)
98
(36.7)
99
(37.2)
95
(35)
91
(32.8)
89
(31.7)
99
(37.2)
Average high °F (°C) 75
(23.9)
76
(24.4)
80
(26.7)
83
(28.3)
87
(30.6)
90
(32.2)
91
(32.8)
91
(32.8)
90
(32.2)
87
(30.6)
82
(27.8)
76
(24.4)
84
(28.9)
Average low °F (°C) 54
(12.2)
54
(12.2)
58
(14.4)
62
(16.7)
67
(19.4)
72
(22.2)
73
(22.8)
73
(22.8)
73
(22.8)
68
(20)
62
(16.7)
56
(13.3)
64
(17.8)
Record low °F (°C) 26
(-3.3)
28
(-2.2)
33
(0.6)
39
(3.9)
52
(11.1)
59
(15)
62
(16.7)
63
(17.2)
59
(15)
46
(7.8)
31
(-0.6)
27
(-2.8)
26
(-3.3)
Average Precipitation inches (mm) 2.008
(51.0)
2.169
(55.1)
2.079
(52.8)
1.992
(50.6)
4.209
(106.9)
8.181
(207.8)
7.98
(202.7)
8.051
(204.5)
8.11
(206.0)
3.598
(91.4)
1.992
(50.6)
1.531
(38.9)
51.902
(1,318.3)
Sunshine hours 150.3 155.3 165.3 195.4 225.1 290.2 295.2 275.3 250 200.4 175.6 160.7 2,737.6
Source: Template:National Weather Service Miami, FL

Most buildings in Neapolita were kept at around 75°F or so. Air-conditioning was, in practice, almost mandatory for Neapolitan citizens, and heating as seen in the north was exceedingly rare, with many homes heated solely by the air-conditioner in "winter".
The equinoxes were more popular than the solstices in Neapolita because the equinoxes were the times when the conditions were most moderate, and because the winter and summer solstices differed in length by only four and a half hours, as opposed to how it is in climates in the north.
The growing-season was virtually year-round, with only a few days in January being too cold to really grow anything.

Amstria

The flag of Amstria

Amstria, previously known as the "South-Eastern Island-Province", known to most as Île Amsterdam, was claimed by Theodia very early-on in its history, that being sometime in 2010. Theodia later revoked its claim in ????.
Île Amsterdam has a mild, oceanic climate, with a mean annual temperature of 13°C, rainfall of 1100mm, persistent westerly winds, and high levels of humidity.[2]

Nordia

Nordia was a Theodian province located at several locations around Crooked Lake in Mille Lacs County, Minnesota. The land has been in Swena, the former quing's, family for nearly a century. Theodia claimed this land in ????, and later revoked its claim in ????.

Karia

Karia, located at Tinnakara, Lakshadweep, India, was claimed by Theodia on 2013-07-15[3], and later revoked in ????.
Tinnakara is host to an oceanic tropical climate, and is considered quite similar to Theodia's hearth, Neapolita, which is located next to the Floridian Everglades. It has a dry and wet season, with temperatures fairly level throughout the year. Day length also does not change greatly with the seasons. It is unused and uninhabited as of 2015.

Greenlandic territories

South Cape, near where Theodia planned to build its first city.

In an effort to increase its perceived legitimacy and to select a realistic land-claim, Theodia in ???? revoked its previous claims and staked out a new claim in eastern Greenland, comprising the majority of Jameson's Land, the northern third of Liverpool's Land, and the southern portions of Stauning's Alps. Theodia never had de facto control over this territory, and its government was exile, operating entirely online. It planned to locate its capital just off of Northeast Bay, near South Cape.
The claim comprised the northern portion of Scoresby's Sound, the largest fjord in the world. None of this territory has ever been successfully permanently settled by humans; the nearest permanent settlement is Ittoqqortoormiit on the southern tip of Liverpool's Land.
The area of the claim was relatively warm for its latitude, being moderated by the waters of Hall Bredning and shielded from the north wind by mountains. It was primarily a zone-2 tundra climate, the only plants being grasses, shrubs, and other such things. The Heden Plains of Jameson's Land were in particular potentially good pasture during the short summer months. As it was a tundra climate, the air was quite cold and dry, never getting warm or wet enough for things like blizzards or hail to occur — the worst weather that was likely to happen was a medium snow or rain shower. As well, since it was a treeless plain, it was generally quite windy. The temperature only came above freezing from May through August (less than four months of the year). Being north of the Arctic Circle, the area experienced polar night and the midnight sun, and was rather unique in that it would have made Theodia both the only country in the world with a UTC-2 timezone, and the country with the northernmost capital in the world (displacing Greenland's Nuuk). The claim was actually situated almost exactly between the western and eastern hemispheres, though it had easier access to the eastern one. In particular, during the 3 or so ice-free months of the year, there was regular sea-access to Iceland, and Jan Mayen and Svalbard were also not far by sea. The waters of Hall Bredning, the branch of the fjord surrounded by the claim, contained icebergs formed by nearby glaciers year-round. The waters of the area, like those of any cold climate, were probably quite rich, being continually supplemented by upwelling.
Theodia later revoked its claim on this territory on 2015-12-19, citing concerns with sea-ice coverage on the nearby waterways.

See also