MicroWiki:Micro Seals Copypasta

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This is an entry in micronational humor.

What the heck did you just fricking say about me you little simi, I'll have you know I am the most popular kid in my class. Our nation has a Navy, and we've been involved in numerous secret raids of discord servers, and I have over 300 confirmed server nukes.

I am trained in art of cyberwarfare and I'm the only person in my entire micro who owns a gun, I am our armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another YAMO. I will wipe the frick out of your nation with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this community, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shirt to me over Discord?

Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret deep state network of spies discord-wide, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the HOIC maggot.

This cannon will wipe out the pathetic little thing your nation calls a population. You're fricking impeached, kid. I can be on any account, and any time, and I can nuke your server in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with my cybermilitary.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal our nation's military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable simi ass off the face of the continent, you little shirt.

If only you could have known the unholy crusade your little "clever" discord screenshot was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goshdarned sillyface. I will shirt fury all over you and your nation, and you will drown in it. You're fricking impeached, kiddo.

— r/micronations