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{{Infobox person
|name = Jack I
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|name = Jack Doofenshmirtz Bug
|title =  
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|title = Militant Mirtz
|image = Zelgend monarch.png
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|image = JackBug.png
 
|image_size = 100px
 
|image_size = 100px
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|caption = Jack, capture by [[w:US Customs|US Customs]] and was thought to be [[w:Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán|El Chapo]]
|birth_date = 2005
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|birth_date = 2009
 
|birth_place = {{flag|United States}}
 
|birth_place = {{flag|United States}}
|spouse = ''None''
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|spouse = ''Lonely''
 
|house = {{ubl|Beeg}}
 
|house = {{ubl|Beeg}}
|full name = Jack Joseph
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|full name = Jack Joseph-Doofenshmirtz
 
|issue =  
 
|issue =  
 
|residence = Jabillah, Zelgend
 
|residence = Jabillah, Zelgend
 
|signature = Jack I's signature.png
 
|signature = Jack I's signature.png
|religion = [[w:Roman catholicism|Roman catholicism]]
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|religion = [[Pago Pagoism]]
 
|module =
 
|module =
 
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Jack I is the current [[Zelgend_Commonwealth|Zelgend]] monarch, and frequent programmer. He currently resides in Jabillah.
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'''Jack Bug''' is a classified terrorist, professional alchemist and [[w:Prophet|Prophet]] of the [[Pago Pagoism]] religions.
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==Life==
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Jack was born as, "Jack Joseph Beeg", later in life he found God, [[Pago Pago]]. After that he became radical, planing attacks in [[Kapreburg]] and [[Quebec]]. Many folk-tales claim that Jack could walk at 1 week and drive at 4 months. They also claimed that when he was five years old he turned water into a [[w:luck potion|luck potion]].
  
 
==Programming==
 
==Programming==
Jack has programmed the [[w:online video game|online video game]] doofus.io, which can be found at https://doofusio.herokuapp.com.
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Jack has programmed the [[w:online video game|online video game]] doofus.io, which can be found at https://doofusio.herokuapp.com, which is being investigated as a terrorist recruitment program.
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[[Category:2009 births]][[Category:Living people]]

Latest revision as of 20:11, 22 February 2021

Jack Doofenshmirtz Bug
JackBug.png
Jack, capture by US Customs and was thought to be El Chapo
Born2009
ResidenceJabillah, Zelgend
TitleMilitant Mirtz
Spouse(s)Lonely
Military career
Allegiance Zelgend
Signature
Jack I's signature.png

Jack Bug is a classified terrorist, professional alchemist and Prophet of the Pago Pagoism religions.

Life

Jack was born as, "Jack Joseph Beeg", later in life he found God, Pago Pago. After that he became radical, planing attacks in Kapreburg and Quebec. Many folk-tales claim that Jack could walk at 1 week and drive at 4 months. They also claimed that when he was five years old he turned water into a luck potion.

Programming

Jack has programmed the online video game doofus.io, which can be found at https://doofusio.herokuapp.com, which is being investigated as a terrorist recruitment program.