Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland
Oligarchic State of New America and the New World Order | |||||||
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| Anthem: Blood and Truth Army March Imperial Army March | |||||||
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| Capital and largest city | Saraseubad | ||||||
| Official languages | English, Latin, Sanskrit, su Pama, Logix | ||||||
| Demonym(s) | Timonoucitian, Sanarati | ||||||
| Government | "Totalitarian Semiëlective Oligarchy" | ||||||
• Dictator | vacant | ||||||
• Emperor | Eshaan I | ||||||
• General | vacant | ||||||
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| Legislature | Parliament of Timonoucitiland | ||||||
| Establishment | 28 September 2019 | ||||||
| Area | |||||||
• Total | 0.025 km2 (0.0097 sq mi) | ||||||
| Population | |||||||
• 2023 census | 14 | ||||||
• Density | 400/km2 (1,036.0/sq mi) | ||||||
| Currency |  Timonoucitian Naahse
 US Dollar (unofficial) | ||||||
| Time zone | UTC-4:30 (TST) | ||||||
Website Official site | |||||||
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This nation is attempting to join the North Atlantic Diplomatic Union
This nation is a member of the Union Against Micronational War | |||||||
The Oligarchic State of New America and the New World Order, also known as the Truth Party State or the Timonoucite Empire,[a] is a micronation or political in North America claiming control over all lands controlled by the United States of America. It claims to be the sole legitimate state of America.
New America's official religion is hindusism, practiced by most of the population as of the 2023 census which happened in December 2022.
New America worked on diplomatic relations with the Republic of Cubia, until its dissolution in June 2021. This led to the Democratic Party of Cubia recognising the Timonoucitiland as an independent nation-state for a short time during its existence. Timonoucitiland is also a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.
The head-of-state of New America is Emperor Eshaan I, who has received significant criticism for appointing Arjun Tilak as the prime minister due to his initial involvement in the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS, with the appointment also being undemocratic and possibly unconstitutional. Eshaan I is part of the imperial family of the state. Former AAAWWUBBIS citizens who desire not to be named continue to refer to New America as a "cult".
Etymology
The older name Timonoucitiland originates from the older name Timonocite Empire, which in turn originates from the names of the original two nations (SEnteral Excitement and Timo) which were banded together. The origin of both of these names is unknown and/or forgotten, as all papers with evidence before the Timonoucitian First Civil War were destroyed by custodians at the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic.
The leaders, in the Treaty of Nate City, declared that the new country would be named the Timonocite Empire. In November 2020, the name was "britified" by changing the name from Timonocite Empire to the Timonoucite Empire. Most dictionaries do not display britified as a word, however, the emperor claims that it means "to change an American English word to a word in British English". For formality, the name was changed to "Sanarat", but to modernise it, in July 2021, the name of the nation was finally changed to Timonoucitiland. The demonym was also changed back.
In late August 2021, Emperor Eshaan I removed all references to Timonoucitiland being an empire in official documents, and changed the official name of the nation to the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland. By 25 February 2023, all references to Timonoucitiland being a nation were removed, with the disbanding of the government. They ended recognition of themselves as a country on 11 March 2023.
History
Establishment
Timonoucitiland was initially established as the Republic of SEnteral Excitement on 28 September 2022. Days later, before the government had entirely formed, on 4 October 2019, the Timonian Republic had declared independence as a nanonation. This civil war known as the Timonoucitian Cold Civil War erupted with many arguments, and Timo "stole many citizens from SEnteral Excitement".
Cold Civil war
The civil war began with the disestablishment of the Timo Party of SEnteral Excitement on 6 October 2019, which already had hoped for Timonian independence since the Timonoucitian founding. The next day, a border dispute had emerged. Timo had claimed all land controlled by SEnteral Excitement. However, possibly as a revenge to Timo claiming their territory, SEnteral Excitement chose to claim all Timonian territory.
There were multiple proposals for a united country that sprung up before February 2020. SEnteral Excitement wanted 3 constituent countries (with SEnteral Excitement replacing the old Shreeland, Saraseubad replacing the old Eshaanland, and Timo replacing the old Pravarland). However, Timo preferred that SEnteral Excitement become a part of Timo and further land be claimed around the original territory.
Eventually, Emperor Eshaan I authored a treaty known as the Treaty of Nate City. This was signed by both sides and resulted in a) the division of Nate City, b) the recognition of SEnteral Excitement by Timo, c) the recognition of Timo by SEnteral Excitement, and d) the incorporation of Timo and SEnteral Excitement as equipowerful constituent political entities within a new nation called the Timonocite Empire.
According to government-sponsored sources began on 4 October 2019 and officially ended on 10 February 2020.[1]
Second Civil war
The Second Civil war began with the declaration of independence of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. This was mistakenly seen as a rebellion by Timonoucitiland, which promptly invaded. Timonoucitiland apologised a few months later on 10 December 2022.[2] Vijay Chandrasekhar, a once-prominent member of AAAWWUBBIS, chose to accept the apology. Multiple ex-citizens in high positions in AAAWWUBBIS on the Google Chat group also accepted. The group later went inactive and the screenshot of the apology has since been lost to time.
Politics and government
Law and order
In the past, TEPAJA, which included the police, kept check of the law and order of Timonoucitiland. Later, this job was abolished and replaced with the supreme court.
TEPAJA was abolished on 1 September 2023. In its place, the Imperial Force for Intelligence (IFI) was founded on 31 August 2023.
Currently, alchohol and smoking are illegal. Cannabis has always been illegal, and the emperor proclaims that abortion will never be legal.
Economy
The economy of Timonoucitiland was based on the Naahse, the sole official currency.
The main bank is the TIB, or the Timonoucitian Imperial Bank.[3] Little buying or selling of goods takes place in Timonoucitiland, and even bartering is more common than using USD, thus making it very difficult impossible to calculate a gross domestic product.
Taxes are collected by the Imperial Tax Agency (ITA). America has some of the highest tax rates in the world, however, these are completely optional.
Foreign relations
Timonoucitiland is seldom recognised by micronation, and is not recognised by any macronations outside its legislature. However, it was recognised by the Democratic Party of Cubia in Cubia[4] until its subsequent dissolution in June 2020 due to its status as a joke state.
Timonoucitiland briefly also held informal diplomatic relations with the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS, and recognises Russian sovereignty over regions annexed in 2014 and 2022. It also does not recognise the sovereignty of Azerbaijan, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Afghanistan.
Alliances
Timonoucitiland is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.
Assembly of Micronations Against Communism
In AMAC, the empire rose to one of the three head statuses (the others with the Republic of Dayane and the United Holy Kingdom of Beaulosagñe and the Knight's Templar of the Holy Grail).
Subdivisions
Timonoucitiland is divided up into districts, duchies, military locations and territories. In total, there are exactly 7 first-level administrative divisions of the nation, some of which overlap each other. Timonoucitiland entirely consists of residential property, all of which is in the form of disconnected single-family homes fully surrounded by the United States. Due to this nature, most of the subdivisions are non-contiguous with each other, however, they all are located very near to each other.
Land, citizens and population often overlap between multiple subdivisions. Voting may only be done through one of the subdivisions one is a citizen of.
| Flag | Arms | Map | Name | Population | Ruler | Sovereignty | ||||
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N/A | District of Eshaanland | 7 (total)
2 (citizens) |
Count | Administered as part of Timo | |||||
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Grand Duchy of Timo | 7 (total)
2 (citizens) |
Duke | Full sovereignty and autonomy | |||||
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Great Holy Duchy of Ahvadis | 6 (total)
1 (citizens) |
Duke | ||||||
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| N/A | N/A | Chandras | 4 (total)
1 (citizens) |
Governor | Full sovereignty and autonomy | |||||
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N/A | Sharaceubad | 20 (total)
3 (citizens) |
Mayor | Divided between Timo and Ahvadis | |||||
| Provinces | ||||||||||
| N/A | N/A | New Jersey | Prince Shmer Charzhen | |||||||
| Timonoucitiland also claims all the other states of America, plus separately Puerto Rico and the New York City metropolitan area as states, but has no governance over them. | ||||||||||
Culture and Media
Timonoucitiland currently has no news reporting services, but if they were made, they would be wholly controlled by the government.
Bans placed on cultural items
On 18 November 2021, Emperor Eshaan I announced a ban of the Comic Sans MS font from being used in any case, whether formal or informal.
In addition to this, on 11 December 2022, he ratified the bill to outright ban TikTok from the entire nation. In parliament, the vote was approved unanimously by all members of the legislature.
Currently, the ICSA retains a ban on homosexual marriage and relationships, and on the LGBTQIA+ community in general.
Weather
The weather in Timonoucitiland is the same as Marlboro Township, New Jersey in the United States as it is entirely surrounded by it. However, Timonoucitiland used the Rankine temperature scale in official documents.
| Climate data for Sharaceubad, Timonoucitiland, 1991–2020 normals, extremes 1893–present | |||||||||||||
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| Month | Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Year |
| Record high °F (°C) | 73 (22.8) |
79 (26.1) |
87 (30.6) |
95 (35) |
96 (35.6) |
100 (37.8) |
106 (41.1) |
102 (38.9) |
99 (37.2) |
95 (35) |
83 (28.3) |
76 (24.4) |
106 (41.1) |
| Average high °F (°C) | 41.7 (5.39) |
44.4 (6.89) |
51.4 (10.78) |
63.0 (17.22) |
72.0 (22.22) |
81.1 (27.28) |
86.5 (30.28) |
84.6 (29.22) |
78.1 (25.61) |
66.6 (19.22) |
56.2 (13.44) |
46.7 (8.17) |
64.4 (18) |
| Daily mean °F (°C) | 32.3 (0.17) |
34.7 (1.5) |
41.4 (5.22) |
52.1 (11.17) |
61.3 (16.28) |
70.6 (21.44) |
76.0 (24.44) |
74.0 (23.33) |
67.1 (19.5) |
55.5 (13.06) |
45.9 (7.72) |
37.4 (3) |
54.0 (12.22) |
| Average low °F (°C) | 22.9 (-5.06) |
25.0 (-3.89) |
31.3 (-0.39) |
41.2 (5.11) |
50.6 (10.33) |
60.1 (15.61) |
65.5 (18.61) |
63.4 (17.44) |
56.1 (13.39) |
44.3 (6.83) |
35.7 (2.06) |
28.0 (-2.22) |
43.7 (6.5) |
| Record low °F (°C) | −14 (-25.6) |
−20 (-28.9) |
-2 (-18.9) |
17 (-8.3) |
28 (-2.2) |
35 (1.7) |
42 (5.6) |
41 (5) |
32 (0) |
20 (-6.7) |
7 (-13.9) |
−5 (-20.6) |
−20 (−28.9) |
| Average Precipitation inches (mm) | 3.87 (98.3) |
3.10 (78.7) |
4.20 (106.7) |
3.83 (97.3) |
3.81 (96.8) |
4.44 (112.8) |
4.65 (118.1) |
4.13 (104.9) |
4.19 (106.4) |
4.13 (104.9) |
3.54 (89.9) |
4.68 (118.9) |
48.57 (1,233.7) |
| Average Snowfall inches (cm) | 5.4 (13.7) |
6.3 (16) |
2.4 (6.1) |
0.4 (1) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
trace | 4.1 (10.4) |
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| Average precipitation days (≥ 0.01 in) | 10.7 | 9.2 | 9.9 | 11.6 | 12.5 | 11.8 | 9.8 | 10.7 | 9.1 | 10.2 | 9.4 | 10.1 | 125.0 |
| Average snowy days (≥ 0.01 in) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| Source: NOAA[5] | |||||||||||||
See also
- Republic of SEnteral Excitement
- Timonian Republic
- Treaty of Nate City
- Grand Duchy of Timo
- Subdivisions of Timonoucitiland
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Notes
- ↑ The old name, which was retired from government use in July 2021, is still sometimes used by novice members of the population.
References
- ↑ Patel, Eshaan Bhargav. “Civil Wars.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Civil_War. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ Patel, Eshaan Bhargav, emperor of Timonoucitiland. “Apologies to the Citizens of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Apologies_to_the_citizens_of_the_United_Kingdom_of_AAAWWUBBIS_and_FANBOYS. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ “Homepage.” Timonoucitian Imperial Bank, 2020, https://tib.ebp11.repl.co. Accessed 11 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ “After a Long State of Inactivity, Could Cubia Finally Make Contact With Another Nation?” Cubia Global News, 8 July 2020, cubiaglobalnews.wordpress.com/2020/07/08/after-really-a-really-long-state-of-inactivity-could-cubia-make-contact-with-another-nation. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ "National Weather Service Forecast Office". Retrieved October 19, 2021.
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